#ramsay things

[koipepo]

⚠️ cw: implied castration, scars, messy ass sketches

It must've taken a learning curve for Reek to finally be brave enough to expose himself.

[esprei]

he is indeed an idiot sandwich

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

In Bruges (2008) // The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

[captaincanonly]

[willgrahamscock]

[venus-dawnstar]

I love seeing neurotypicals watch Gordon Ramsey and act shocked when he notices small details.

"Oh my god, he noticed the texture of the meat!" That's... Not what you do? You don't feel the textures in your food?

"He realized what he needed to add to the dish!" You can't tell when an ingredient is missing? You don't realize?

"He can tell what food is gonna taste good just by looking at it!" You don't know how to do that?

...

Weirdo

[wetcarcass]

Ramsay took him decades ago. Plucking away at Theon, pricking him into Reek, into his.

Now those decades creep back for him. Slithering up, swimming upriver. Spinal-fluid rushing, rapids spitting to the brain.

He ran too hot. The rage burned him up. He's evaporating.

Ramsay has Alzheimer's, the years he took have come back to take and taunt. He doesn't always remember a name, but he knows this soft creature is his.

Willowy thing.

Wearing marks that have no time or place.

Little, lanky thing.

Wispy fingers, bird bones with no wings.

Waifish thing.

Standing, tilting frail. Lithe, and weary-limb.

Sweetling.

Time has turned Theon quiet. Mute is the spectator. No joy is taken, he has no body to relish in the sight.

A touch away from satisfaction, Sweet Reek keeps Theon a passenger.

Swaying steps, now old and brittle. Tottling about the house. Fetching, tidying, minding, mending.

Staying, serving. Nursing the senile beast, lost at home.

The anger, is common place. The fear, is new. Sweet Reek, knows and is endeared. To know what Ramsay does not.

Watching those cold eyes fog and fade. To hear howls uproar with doubt. Sweet Reek, is wooed.

Decades have come back, up from one hand, down to another.

Useless author's notes:

The sudden thought of came to me "what if Ramsay had like alzheimer's" and the implications of him being like 60+ and Theon/Reek also being old and has been "kept" for decades - accustomed to life and now Ramsay is loosing his memory. declining. but Reek/Theon remembers everything and is the one choosing to stay and nurse Ramsay until death.

The irony of taking someone's life, breaking them away from who they are - only to deteriorate himself? IDK, maybe one day I'll dive into writing something more extensively. But for now, whats above is out of my brain and can leave me alone now.

... huh 3 of my elders ( grandparents and older aunts ) have all died from or with dementia. maybe this is where thats coming from.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

[iloveacronix]

Krux likes kitchen nightmares. Acronix showed him it once because he knew krux would love stupid people getting yelled at and though he refuses to admit it, because it's utter technological nonsense, he loves it.

You won't catch him saying that though.

(Acronix totaly uses a picture of him engrossed in the show as blackmail when he wants more time on his borgpad)

Sincerely, someone who likes acronix to much.

YOU ARE SO RIGHTTT, BONUS IF HE BOUGHT THE TV IN HIS BASE JUST TO WATCH KITCHEN NIGHTMARES. AND LOOOOK ANOTHER ACRONIX FAN!! MAN Y'ALL ARE MULTIPLYING BY THE DAY!!😭

[fromtheseventhhell]

Remember George's outline notes that had "joy of giving" and "mercy at the gate" for Arya? Mercy is crossed out and we obviously have that as her sample chapter, so what if Arya's next alias is "Joy"? Over-thinking the significance of that phrase and how it could apply to the rest of her Braavos arc🤔

[evil-maryland]

This is the perfect representation of out Hellsite

[itrhymeswith-freak]

i will never get over the eye widening thing Iwan Rheon does as Ramsay i think abt it daily it’s so good it shows so much emotion and I am feral abt it

[kingsmakers]

Some of you have just gotten wayyyy too comfortable with bullying other people in fandoms.

For a start: having to drag people's oc or fic if you personally don't like how it goes or who they're paired with. Back in the day we had this thing called "don't like, don't read" and I don't know if you kids still do that but it's basically this thing of knowing we don't like a certain character or pairing and as such, choosing not to read it. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. Shutting the fuck up is free.

Another is this constant obsession with claiming people are "plagiarising". Plagiarism is obviously real and does exist, but I'm talking about when there are common concepts in fics and you're claiming they were "stolen" from you. Like idk I was one of the first people to write and popularise the "Baratheon daughter" concept, but that doesn't mean I own it, it doesn't give me the right to tell others what they should and shouldn't write to do with that. In fact, it gives me no right at all. The other time I cared was when people literally plagiarised my story, or else copied exactly edits that I'd made. Writing fanfic is realising that people sometimes have similar ideas to you. It doesn't mean they copied you, get over yourself. If you can't differentiate between common concepts and plagiarism, I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know. It just sucks where we are in this place where others are deliberately making fandoms shitty for other people. People used to do "twin" edits if they shared a faceclaim, they used to be interested in seeing how others would play off a similar concept. But these days you kids are so fucking hostile and just want to attack everything you come across that you, personally, do not like.

[reiverreturns]

'oh scottish twitter is so funny' yeah but do you even understand how i fucking cackled at this for ten minutes straight

[the-spine-stealer]

Micheal distortion and Gordon Ramsay fighting. Take it (originally posted on my main)

[dinosaurwithablog]

A couple of weeks ago, I said that I was gonna try to make beef wellington. I made it today, and it came out great. I've never made this before. It's a rather difficult dish, but somehow, miraculously, I did it!!! It's sooooooo good. The pastry was light and crispy, the mushroom duxelle was rich with deep flavors, the Serrano ham that I used was delicious, and the beef was cooked to perfection. The red wine reduction was spectacular. I am very, very very, very, very proud of myself and very, very, very full. As you can see from the photo above, Petey was very excited about the wellington, too. Another dish from Hell's Kitchen that I nailed. I'm very thankful to Chef Gordon Ramsay and his show, Hell's Kitchen, for inspiring me to try to cook the food they cook on the show. I have expanded my horizons and my waistline. Hahaha 😆. I need a nap. That took a lot of work, but it was well worth it. In the words of Julia Child, bon Appétit!!! 😊😍😋😋😋